Aaaaacccchhhoooooo

So….Ethan came with me to pick Myckael up at the airport last night….He said he wanted to go and see the airplane…fine…right?  He was awesome at the airport….He got to see the plane come in…He was overly excited when he saw Myckael and was trying to give him hugs while everybody was trying to exit the building!!!!  I was waiting for somebody to step on him…

So, we decided to go to Friendly’s for dinner.  A dinner that should last, let’s say maybe 45 minutes…..for us, ended in 15 minutes.

We all new what we wanted.  Ethan wanted a milkshake…actually after he hugged Myckael he said, let’s go get Milkshake, NOW!  The drinks arrived…Ethan downed his Milkshake, in under 3 minutes, no kidding! and then said, “Efan have more Milkshake”.  I told him yes, but that he had to wait.  Our dinners come out, I order him another milkshake and then…then….

Ethan decides he wants to do one of his FAKE sneezes.  This isn’t no little dainty sneeze…This is the sneeze of all sneezes.  This could have been a Broadway opening Sneeze for him…It was so theatrical, loud, and after 20 sneezes….pretty gosh darn irritating.  He closed his eyes, flared his arms….and said at the top of lungs….aaaaaachoooooo, aaaaccccchoooooo,aaaaaccchooooooo…you get my drift right.

The first couple were fine…People were laughing…When it got to the 10th one…Myckael said…”Mom, take him out of the restaurant!”….Problem was, I couldn’t stop laughing…neither could Myckael.  I finally grabbed his head and whispered in his ear….”NO MORE MILKSHAKE”….and he said, “but Efan want more milkshake”….finally he stopped!!!!

Milkshake came….Myckael said he wasn’t hungry anymore, Ethan drank more of his milkshake and said Efan have a tummy-ache….I raised my hand to the waitress and said, 3 to go boxes and the check please….PRONTO!

Ethan and a tummy-ache….hhhmmmm…wasn’t staying in the restaurant to see what else he could perform.

Myckael took Ethan to the car…I packed all the food…Left the waitress a seriously awesome tip…bowed to the customers and exited the building!

I question myself every time I bring Ethan somewhere…I should learn by now.  Either he’s going to be an awesome boy, or he’s going to perform and make me ask questions as to why I decided to bring him.

Although he was very good at the Verizon Wireless store as I was purchasing my new cell phone.  He plunked himself on the floor and watched TV…all about cellphones… I was out of there in under 10 minutes, with no issues…of course this was way before we picked Myckael up.  So happy about that.

Tonight, Ethan kept saying he wanted to take a bubble bath…but he wouldn’t come into the bathroom and I was getting angry….finally I raised my voice and he came in and said…”mommy, u mad”…and I said “Yes”…and he said, “really, really mad”……LOL….I told him “no, just mad” and he said, “AK” (ok)…I love having conversations with him…

Everybody congratulate Vernon….He just got re-elected for Chief of Rescue.  1 more year of Red lights and Sirens….

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